A Bit of Fun

Certain individuals refer to me by the nomenclature "the space cowboy"
and others prefer to adopt the appellation "the gangster of love".
In addition, there are those persons who dub me "Maurice"
due to my tendency to soliloquize regarding the pompitous of love.

I am a recent subject of much conjectural conversation, baby
which implies that I have been committing misdeeds against your person, committing misdeeds against your person.
Do not allow your cogitation to be perturbed by this, baby
do not allow your cogitation to be perturbed by this
For I am in this location, in this location, in this location where we mutually dwell.

This is due to the fact that I am a selective individual,
one who bares my teeth in displays of pleasure.
I am prone to passionate affairs of the heart,
and am one who engages in endeavors frowned upon by the religious orthodoxy.
I perform my rhythmic auditory displays in the light radiating from the star at the core of the Solar System.

I am a corporeal representative of the harlequin archetype.
I am one who engages in the immolation and inhalation of dried vegetable material.
I do this clandestinely, at the hour when one day becomes the next.
It is not my intention to cause harm to any being.
I obtain the fruits of romantic endeavors peripatetically.

This is due to the fact that I am a selective individual,
one who bares my teeth in displays of pleasure.
I am prone to passionate affairs of the heart,
and am one who engages in endeavors frowned upon by the religious orthodoxy.
I perform my rhythmic auditory displays in the light radiating from the star at the core of the Solar System.

I am a corporeal representative of the harlequin archetype.
I am one who engages in the immolation and inhalation of dried vegetable material.
I do this clandestinely, at the hour when one day becomes the next.
It is not my intention to cause harm to any being.
I obtain the fruits of romantic endeavors peripatetically.

Woo woooo

You are the most pleasingly attractive object which has ever appeared in the field of my vision.
I am tremendously fond of your callipygous assets which can be likened to vegetative growths, and have a strong desire to agitate the woody stalk on which these metaphorical growths have developed.
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovely-dovey at a constant rate.
Proceed along with me, one for whom I feel affection, and I will demonstrate to you a period of felicitous activity.

This is due to the fact that I am a selective individual,
one who bares my teeth in displays of pleasure.
I am prone to passionate affairs of the heart,
and am one who engages in endeavors frowned upon by the religious orthodoxy.
I perform my rhythmic auditory displays in the light radiating from the star at the core of the Solar System.

I am a corporeal representative of the harlequin archetype.
I am one who engages in the immolation and inhalation of dried vegetable material.
I do this clandestinely, at the hour when one day becomes the next.
It is not my intention to cause harm to any being.
I obtain the fruits of romantic endeavors peripatetically.

This is due to the fact that I am a selective individual,
one who bares my teeth in displays of pleasure.
I am prone to passionate affairs of the heart,
and am one who engages in endeavors frowned upon by the religious orthodoxy.
I perform my rhythmic auditory displays in the light radiating from the star at the core of the Solar System.

I am a corporeal representative of the harlequin archetype.
I am one who engages in the immolation and inhalation of dried vegetable material.
I do this clandestinely, at the hour when one day becomes the next.
It is not my intention to cause harm to any being.
I obtain the fruits of romantic endeavors peripatetically.

Woo woooo

I am a recent subject of much conjectural conversation, baby
which implies that I have been committing misdeeds against your person, committing misdeeds against your person.
Do not allow your cogitation to be perturbed by this, baby
do not allow your cogitation to be perturbed by this
For I am in this location, in this location, in this location where we mutually dwell.

You are the most pleasingly attractive object which has ever appeared in the field of my vision.
I am tremendously fond of your callipygous assets which can be likened to vegetative growths, and have a strong desire to agitate the woody stalk on which these metaphorical growths have developed.
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovely-dovey at a constant rate.
Proceed along with me, one for whom I feel affection, and I will demonstrate to you a period of felicitous activity.