I will now watch Star Trek
This is the first episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, you guys. Netflix lists the title as Emissary: Parts One and Two, and it opens to violence. Borg ships are shooting the shit out of a fleet of starships, and Picard has been Borged. We focus in on Commander Benjamin Sisko, who's on a ship where everyone is dying. He frantically searches for his wife and son. Son is OK, but shit, the wife is dead. He doesn't want to let her gooooO! None of this is funny. Fuck you, Borg. Cut to three years later. Sisko finds his son, Jake, fishing off of a wooden bridge, barefoot. This is Star Trek, so obviously it's a real bridge, and they aren't on a starship or anything. Jake asks his dad if he wants to go for a swim, but there is no time, because they have to get ready to go to some stinky old space station orbiting the beautiful planet of Bajor. Sisko assures Jake it'll be just like shore leave. He also promises that there will absolutely be lots of kids. Sudden...